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"These are cleverer than smart phones. They're graduated cylinders."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'Let me guess... you research guys made a breakthrough...'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Cloud Computing.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Desert wifi

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'It keeps me sane!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'Put it under my microscope!'

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