New Lab Opening Prints

The experiment went wrong...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Shaken not stirred

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Eureka!

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Private Viewing

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'You shouldn't have.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Modular Offices

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'You're no Pollock.'