New Home (with Pest Issues) Pillows

Pest Control.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dog Dreams

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden