Moving Into A New House With Plants Pillows

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

An old man growing berries

Ode to a Grill

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Book Me!

Positively Petersham

Money Plant.

Thanks

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You must have a green thumb."

Planting veggies

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Weeds

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

We practically live out here in the summer.

What your house plant says about you...

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"