Net Weaver Gifts

Fisherman mending his net.

"What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Hot Towel Web Service

Irvine Welsh

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Enough EBAY already!'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

unravelling your mind

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Spinning Wheel

Ian McEwan

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Don't write it!"

Spider Clown.

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

Stormy Night

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'