Net Weaver Pillows

Fisherman mending his net.

"What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Hot Towel Web Service

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

unravelling your mind

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Ian McEwan

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

Spinning Wheel

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Spider Clown.

Stormy Night

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"Don't write it!"