Netweaver Gifts

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"You've got computer-breath."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Hot Towel Web Service

'I think he is a composer.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'Internet' 'Internot'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Stormy Night

Insomnia