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'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"Till death do us part? Hers or mine?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Facebook.

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The wedding.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

"How much worse?"

''Forsaking all others'? - does that mean I have to turn my webcam off?'

'He does.'

Is it true that a maitre d' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship? ? ?

'Is it mine yet?'

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

"Thanks but, 'you'll do' isn't a ringing endorsement of officiating your wedding."

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

Marriage Broker: Get married now...pay later.

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."