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'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

''Love, honor, and obey'? -- I had something less structured in mind.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The wedding.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

"How much worse?"

''Forsaking all others'? - does that mean I have to turn my webcam off?'

'He does.'

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

'Is it mine yet?'

"Thanks but, 'you'll do' isn't a ringing endorsement of officiating your wedding."

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

Marriage Broker: Get married now...pay later.

It's hard not to be bitter the second time around.

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.