Nautical Nuptials Gifts

"... And you're sure that people who've been castaways for more than a week can be legally married by a palm tree?"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Moustached gentleman

Pirate

This is forever... till death do us part...

Lighthouse Beam.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"OK, now what?"

Romance on the Yacht

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Ahoy

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"Ahoy!"