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"... And you're sure that people who've been castaways for more than a week can be legally married by a palm tree?"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

This is forever... till death do us part...

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"OK, now what?"

"Call me Ishmael."

Romance on the Yacht

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Ahoy

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Ahoy!"