Marital Navigators Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who gracefully manages the ups and downs of marriage? Our collection of fun and thoughtful items celebrates the skill and humor involved in navigating marital waters. Perfect for anniversaries, couples’ milestones, or just because, these specially designed products bring a smile and a little wink to the journey of partnership.

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"Well, if I'm going to hell I'd better get my butt in gear."

"Well, if I'm going to hell I'd better get my butt in gear." mockup

"Well, if I'm going to hell I'd better get my butt in gear."

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'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?' mockup

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

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"So what did you do before you were married?"

"So what did you do before you were married?" mockup

"So what did you do before you were married?"

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"We got along much better when our relationship was bicoastal."

"We got along much better when our relationship was bicoastal." mockup

"We got along much better when our relationship was bicoastal."

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"I tell you, I just can't win! First she says to always be honest. . . then she asks if that dress makes her look fat!"

"I tell you, I just can't win! First she says to always be honest. . . then she asks if that dress makes her look fat!" mockup

"I tell you, I just can't win! First she says to always be honest. . . then she asks if that dress makes her look fat!"

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In the Guru District

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?' mockup

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

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"We'll always have couples therapy." mockup

"We'll always have couples therapy."

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"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say." mockup

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

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"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues." mockup

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

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Couples' therapy

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'Great Therapy!'

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Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married. mockup

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

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"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf." mockup

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

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"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?" mockup

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider." mockup

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"Yeah. But he's a handful."

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with." mockup

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....' mockup

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

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"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!" mockup

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

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"There's something I have to tell you." mockup

"There's something I have to tell you."

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"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out." mockup

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

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"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow." mockup

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

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"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day." mockup

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

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This is forever... till death do us part...

This is forever... till death do us part... mockup

This is forever... till death do us part...

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"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie." mockup

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

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'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.' mockup

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

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"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother." mockup

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

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"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?" mockup

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

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"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife." mockup

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

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Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about. mockup

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

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"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text." mockup

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

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Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship? mockup

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

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Marital Navigators Gifts Collection

Marital Navigators Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for marital navigators—witty, warm, and perfect for everyday encouragement and humor.

Marital Navigators Pillows

Browse our pillows that feature fun and heartfelt messages for those true marital navigators—a cozy way to honor their journey.

Marital Navigators Prints

Discover art prints that capture the humor and love of navigating marriage—ideal for decorating their special space.

Marital Navigators T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the skill and humor of marital navigators—great for everyday wear and special occasions.