Nerd Nuptials Gifts

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

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Sexual chemistry set

'You may now kick the bride.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"He's my school project for science class."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

'He does.'

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

I'm OK/You're so-so.

It's hard not to be bitter the second time around.

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."

'I don't know if Kevin knows computers or not, but he looks and dresses like a nerd.'

'Hello - Tech support?'

Dating Service: 'Dang Cursed again with manliness'