Nest Returner T-Shirts

"I also need to get back on your insurance."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

'Second childhood, eh?'

Walking the Dog.

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

Birdhouse Shapes