Nest Returner Gifts

"I also need to get back on your insurance."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Still living with parents....

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

Walking the Dog.

'Second childhood, eh?'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

Birdhouse Shapes

Cuckoo from Nest Box