Nervous Laugh Enthusiast Gifts

Melvin's Glue-all

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Flytrap nerd.

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Social median

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

'You are here' T-shirt,

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

I think we need to move to your usual four o'clock appointments to earlier in the day, Al. I find that every time I see you at four, I feel the need for cocktail hour at five.

"It's just the milk talking."

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Isaac Newton's brother, Bobo, discovers levity.

Ross Noble

Fish Pedicure

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Summited Mount Everest, did you? Was that just the one time?'