Nervous Groomer Gifts

Um, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's your turn to cut the cat's claws.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'He does.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Dogs shaving

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

When fleas talk...