Nerdy Faction Fan Gifts

The Stand-about society.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Knights of the Square Table.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Nethead strip: Dates