Neat Freak Enthusiast Gifts

Evolution of the Hanger.

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

"They're frantically cleaning the house! Methinks Grandma is coming this weekend..."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Mad cleaning robot.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."