Neat Freaks Gifts

'I never have to clean up my room again. My Mom says this is the last time she's going to tell me.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Holly gets off to a rough start with her new roommate.

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

Cleaner hoovering under levitating guru.

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Mess up your room!

Dog puts bones in filing cabinet instead of burying them. Man says: 'That dog's not right.'

Boy on street corner holding placard which says 'Unable to tidy my room'.

"Pencils! Socks! Shoes! Books! This is crazy! Baldo, Gracie...you need to stop leaving junk in the couch! This stuff belongs in storage boxes!"

"My wife decided to de-clutter our lives."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

'We'd better wipe our feet -- My Mom has started a program of random foot-testing.'

"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."

'You're right. All it needs is a woman's touch.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'So this is a New Year. . . I thought the air would be filled with new car smell.'

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

"I know it is of this earth!..."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Why can't you make your bed like your brother.

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"The baskets help me tidy up."

Manic cleaning

"Island of the Lost Storage Solutions"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'