Neat Freak In Training Gifts

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'This closet needs digitized.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

The perfectionist.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A catch-all is born.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."