Neat Freaks' Nightmare Gifts

Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

The perfectionist.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'I've organised the bathroom.'