Neat Freak In Denial Gifts

"I've started a clean desk policy."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Not guilty?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

The perfectionist.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'I've organised the bathroom.'