Nerd Alert Gifts

'Isn't that cute? -- It remembers you from last time.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"He's my school project for science class."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Knights of the Square Table.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

It appears that the victim was a nerd

Kangaroo Nerd.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Good cop, bad cop, Terry Gross.

"Phew! Hot flashes. I must be going through the change of algorithm."

'Hey Nerd! You should only graffiti cool stuff.'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

A boffin