Nerd Alert T-Shirts

'Isn't that cute? -- It remembers you from last time.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"He's my school project for science class."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

Kangaroo Nerd.

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

It appears that the victim was a nerd

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

"Phew! Hot flashes. I must be going through the change of algorithm."

A boffin

'Hey Nerd! You should only graffiti cool stuff.'

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Good cop, bad cop, Terry Gross.

"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."