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"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'He's a mixed breed.'

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."