Nephology Gifts

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

British savings accounts

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

2021

In basket-case.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'