Nephrology Gifts

Nephrologist

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Inside One's Memory Bank

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Prostate: 51st State

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Dog phrenology

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'I've got this splitting headache.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Dog training

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"The cape comes off too."

Water power.

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."