Urologists Gifts

Man arrives at Kidney Stone Clinic and sees sign, 'This, too, shall pass.'

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Prostate: 51st State

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Pirate eye test