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Man arrives at Kidney Stone Clinic and sees sign, 'This, too, shall pass.'

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Tinnitus?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Pirate eye test