Ufologist T-Shirts

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

"Bringing him a television from the 1960's has turned him into a cro-magnon rock potato!"

Clothes Encounters.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I'm telling you we goofed, it's upside down!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

PSA Banter.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"They look like pickles."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'