Ufologist Mugs

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"

Stanton Friedman

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Living next door to area 51

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

"Bringing him a television from the 1960's has turned him into a cro-magnon rock potato!"

Clothes Encounters.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I'm telling you we goofed, it's upside down!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

PSA Banter.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

dog vs UFO...

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.