Areology Gifts

"Why is the Capt'n burying an empty chest?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

Painting taking root...

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Prostate: 51st State

Curling your hair for no reason

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'By god that man stinks!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Dog training

"The cape comes off too."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

X-RAY

A Brain Drain

OMG UR HOT

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Checking for signs of life.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"He's a whiz kid."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine