Areology Prints

"Why is the Capt'n burying an empty chest?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

Painting taking root...

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Curling your hair for no reason

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'By god that man stinks!'

Dog training

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

A Brain Drain

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'

X-RAY

'He's wearing a toupee.'

OMG UR HOT

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Checking for signs of life.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

"I didn't even get a balloon."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

"You're in the "Stone Age." You've got kidney stones, gall stones, and bladder stones."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.