Eremologist Gifts

"Oops."

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Prostate: 51st State

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Dog training

"The cape comes off too."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

A Brain Drain

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."