Eremologist Mugs

"Oops."

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Dog training

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

A Brain Drain

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'