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Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..
"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."
"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"
Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'
"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."
"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."
'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'
"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."
Snake Eyes
'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
Ricochet
Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.
"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."
'Thyme heals all wounds.'
Back in a snap (chiropractor).
'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'
On board the MS Hepatology
'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'
"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."
"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."
Hollywood Think Tank
"I've downsized."
"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."
"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."
"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"
Funky Facts: Turtles.
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