Hemotologist Gifts

Vampire Mobile.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Snake Eyes

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

Hollywood Think Tank

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"I've downsized."

Funky Facts: Turtles.