Hematology Gifts

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Bond James, Bond."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

Grace For Flies

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Big Bang Theory.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Fear/Knowledge