Hematology Pillows

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Young Frankenstein"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Bond James, Bond."

2021

Grace For Flies

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Albert Einstein

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'