Embryologists Gifts

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Turkey Autopsy

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

May the force be with you

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'We've created a teenager!'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"Curiosity."

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

The conversion.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Childbirth and Covid 19

"Another clear case of COVID19."