Embryo Explorers Gifts

'We've created a teenager!'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

Completing the Beast

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

Bio Lab. This powerful microscope has complete changed the way I look at life!

'The gravity will be fine, just put us down on that island.'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

'It's because I have a big head, isn't it?'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

"Yeah, apparently my parents didn't strive hard enough for those upper canopy leaves."

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Evolve at your own risk