Embryo Explorers Gifts

'We've created a teenager!'

65 Million Years Ago

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Evolution Of Man.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

Completing the Beast

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'The gravity will be fine, just put us down on that island.'

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

"Yeah, apparently my parents didn't strive hard enough for those upper canopy leaves."

Evolve at your own risk

Mother Nature does her natural selection.