Embryo Explorer Gifts

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Not now, Oliver."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'We've created a teenager!'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."