Breed Explorer Gifts

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

The Vineyard

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"He doesn't look like you at all."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'In medical news this evening, researchers report that they have, for the first time, isolated the Bachelor of Science gene in humans.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Dodo with rubber ring

Princess Anne

'I'm an albino.'

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.