Breed Explorer T-Shirts

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

Louis Armstrong

The Vineyard

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Dog Calenders.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

"He doesn't look like you at all."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

'In medical news this evening, researchers report that they have, for the first time, isolated the Bachelor of Science gene in humans.'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'I'm an albino.'

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Princess Anne

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Heart of America or Bypass