Emo Explorer Gifts

Self-Help and Self-Harm.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

You've Had Enough!

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Didn't you just say that?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

There is No Planet C

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'