'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'
Emo Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for an emo enthusiast? Our curated collection features clever, emotionally charged designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for expressing their mood, identity, or love for alternative culture, these items add personality and comfort to their everyday life. Find something that resonates with their deep feelings and unique style, making your gift truly special.
Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.
'Is it just me, or do you feel kind of EMO sometimes?'
What TV Shows Think 12 Year Old Girls Are Like/Me at 12.
Finding Emo.
'Where's your self-hurt section?'
"How about an EMO girl?"
Emo Snail
Emo
Finding Emo
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'
'Bert's dog training.'
Politically Correct Snowperson
Oymoticons
Sale! Weed Whackers
Obsession with the Internet.
Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well
'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....
'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'
Alternative Medicine
WTF?
'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'
Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."
Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder
'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'
Emo Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Emo Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our full range of emo enthusiast mugs and find a design that truly resonates with their mood and personality.
Emo Enthusiast Pillows
Browse our emo-inspired pillows to add a personal and stylish touch to their living space.
Emo Enthusiast Prints
Discover striking emo-inspired art prints that beautifully showcase their creative and emotional spirit.
Emo Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our collection of emo-themed t-shirts and discover a style that perfectly matches their expressive personality.