Emo Style Lovers Gifts

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"That'll be five bucks."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Great tights!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Lady Gaga

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Emo

Ass-less Chaps

Hipsters knit their beards.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Emo Snail

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

An Emoo.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Punk Entomologists.

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

There is no clear line in the salon world.

A monster in a pink bow