Emo Fashion Gifts

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Sun. Rain.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Emo

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Lily Costume

An Emoo.

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Emo Snail

Dog Days

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Good Luck

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'I think HE is messing with us.'

Finding Emo

"How about an EMO girl?"

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

Finding Emo.