Emo Style Lovers T-Shirts

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

"That'll be five bucks."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Great tights!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

Hipsters knit their beards.

Emo

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

An Emoo.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

Emo Snail

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Punk Entomologists.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

Deer with flip-flops

There is no clear line in the salon world.

A monster in a pink bow

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"