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'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Punkins

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

The Grim Rapper

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Cybervegan Caf

Emo

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Emo Snail

Teddy boy's picnic

"Don't call me ska face!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

Middle-Aged Punk...

Banana: 'Uh-Oh! QUICK, let's get OUTTA here Leonard! SKINHEADS!!' - Two Skinhead bananas with no stem-tops on their heads.

Goth Moths

Planties

Punk reindeer.